I'm really really sorry for not letting anyone know what's been going on recently (though I doubt  anyone cares much); it's just that this stupid cold or flu or whatever has taken over my life ( Read more... )

I feel so stupid posting this but...
How the hell do you post a video on this!!!?

Last time I tried I actually succeeded, but now (see previous post) something went terribly, terribly wrong.
I know you guys are far better at this stuff than I am, so please please please pretty please, explain it to me very slowly.
I'll teach you music theory?